Please notice time. I'm outside right now dealing with a weak wireless signal. Why? The fire alarm went off. Naturally, at 1:30, right before I was about to fall asleep. Why? I don't know. I see no towering inferno. They had to evacuate all three halls cuz they're connected. What happened? My best guess is someone was a fucktard. Fucktard must die.

Please read Halloween post though. It's the post below this one. That's the important one. If you are Fucktard, don't bother reading post, and just report to my room for some blunt force head trauma.